Subject: Annoying Dudes in the mall wearing lumberjack shirts. Gimme a break!
Annoying Dudes in the mall wearing lumberjack shirts. Gimme a break!
April 6th, 2018 at 12:27 pm EDTHello Friend,Warning: Safe space alert, if you might be offended by certain truths.On Manitoulin Island the standard uniform is a lumberjack style shirt, Jeans and workboots.Some guys have beards.Why? Because it's practical. It's how I dress because ...
Watch out! The Mercury Glitch is in full force today
April 5th, 2018 at 9:45 am EDTHello Friend,Earlier this week I was talking to a long time customer and he was telling me to watch out for theupcoming "Mercury glitch" this week.What is it?Well according to astrologers "Mercury bumps into Mars and Saturn" midweek.So electronics, c ...
New Promotion Begins today
April 4th, 2018 at 1:42 pm EDTSave hundreds of dollars on the Celestron CGEM II Equatorial Mount and Telescope Packages during the month of April! You can choose between classic Schmidt-Cassegrain optics and Celestron's cutting-edge aplanatic EdgeHD system for your new telescop ...
It's down to the wire now, this offer ends at Midnite.
April 2nd, 2018 at 10:11 pm EDTHello Friend,In just a few hours, the Meade ETX 125 Maksutov Cassegrain savings of $100 will be over."Mr Accountant" had to admit that the sale was a good way of solving our inventory woeseven though we took a loss on each unit.Originally he had stat ...
Sooner or later, Love is going to get ya'
April 2nd, 2018 at 9:12 am EDTHello Friend,Spring is here (well around the corner anyway).And Love is in the air.Yes, the love of astronomy for sure, you will be more motivated to wipe the dust off your telescope and actuallythink about taking it out and using it.But I am talking ...
Why I'm quitting the telescope business, once and for all
April 1st, 2018 at 8:58 am EDTHello Friend,April Fools!Now don't get me wrong here. I actually have considered packing it in on occasion. The reason I won't though because it's too much fun! This is such a great hobby and it just get's better.As Confucious, the ancient Chinese ph ...
Social Justice Warrior alert: This email may be offensive to some
March 31st, 2018 at 9:06 am EDTHello Friend,We are living in a politically incorrect world today.It's becoming an epidemic in fact.Our Universities, once the bastion of free thought and critical thinking skills have now become Institutes of "If I don't agree with your opinion, I a ...
What do the Easter bunny and Wiarton Wilie the groundhog have in common?
March 30th, 2018 at 10:54 am EDTHello Friend,The Easter bunny that brings chocolate eggs at Easter?Wiarton Willie the weather prognosticating groundhog predicting the weather?Fairy tales, that's all.That's what they have in common.Some might say the biggest book of fairytales is th ...
Dad Blast it! $100 Savings off one of our Bestselling Meade Telescopes this weekend only
March 29th, 2018 at 11:12 am EDTHello Friend,What the hey? We received a large shipment yesterday of our very popular and best-selling Meade ETX 125 Maksutov-Cassegrain telescope.Now while that is not a bad thing itself, the problem is that we have literally nowhere to putinventor ...
How to instantly calm an angry woman down
March 28th, 2018 at 12:38 pm EDTHello Friend,Look it's going to happen one day.You can thank me later for what I am about to share.A new package arrives at your doorstep and you try to sneak it past your wife, or girlfriend.(If you have a partner, same rules apply).Wow! It's a NEW ...