Subject: That's all she wrote folks
That's all she wrote folks
April 30th, 2018 at 4:01 pm EDTExplore Scientific -Sale ends today! Don't be a bucket head and miss out on these great deals.If you do, you can bet I'll be reporting it to your Mother Francis.Please don't make me explain any of the above.Ok, if you insist.....1) Bucket head: well, ...
Are you making love to your telescope (and your partner)? If not here is what to do.
April 29th, 2018 at 9:41 am EDTHello Friend,Making Love to your telescope?Yes, that's right.You see you want to be treating your telescope like you would treat a gorgeous woman(Or man if you are a lady reading this).That might be your girlfriend or that might be your wife.Might al ...
Sexual misconduct ? No! false accusations
April 28th, 2018 at 10:56 am EDTHello Friend,Warning: Possible rant and sensitive subjects may be discussed. Consider this your official SAFE SPACE notice.Before we get started, let's make it very clear that the #Metoo movement is a much-needed bellwetherof change, that needs to ta ...
Flat Earthers: A pox on society
April 26th, 2018 at 1:48 pm EDTHello Friend,Lately, we have had a lot of flat-earthers coming into our retail store.Did they just send all the looney tunes over to Toronto, or what?You can't reason with these people as they are conspiracy theorists.Even when you point out the fact ...
Tragedy in Toronto by committed by an "Incel"
April 24th, 2018 at 4:51 pm EDTHello Friend,Having just returned from New York after having attended NEAF (Northeastern Astronomy Forum) yesterday itwas quite a shock to have heard the disturbing news that at least ten people had been murdered and many othersinjured by the madman ...
Non white dude walks into a Tim Hortons to use the bathroom
April 21st, 2018 at 6:16 am EDTHello Friend,A few years ago I was in a city just east of Toronto called Oshawa.Call it the 'Detroit of Canada' if you will, at least that's what it used to be until well you knowChina, Japan.Found myself desperate to take a whiz, and pulled into a T ...
Save 40% off all select Explore Scientific during the NEAF 2018 Sale
April 19th, 2018 at 7:39 pm EDTSave up to 40% off select Explore Scientific products during the NEAF 2018 Sale!NEAF is a big telescope and astronomy show that takes place every April in New Jersey, and Explore Scientific likes to celebrate the occasion with a great sale. They've d ...
This is why we can't have good things in this world
April 17th, 2018 at 9:58 am EDTHello Friend,Yesterday a subscriber sent this email : "Am trying to decide if I should unsubscribe, because I think your rants are getting a bit much, with picking on people and profanity." Sincerely,CHNow, of course, this concerns me. Not because o ...
Obituary: Put on your Full Metal Jacket for this one
April 16th, 2018 at 11:05 am EDTHello Friend,Rest in Peace, R. Lee ErmeyHere is a quote from the late, great actor (Full Metal Jacket) who died at the age of 74 this past weekend.Scene: recruit is amused by the tough talk being presented by the drill sergeant, R. Lee Ermey."Private ...
Sunday Sermon: "Thou shalt not be a wimp"
April 15th, 2018 at 11:32 am EDTHello Friend,I'm reading a biography of The late, great actor Steve Mcqueen.You remember the chase scenes in the movie "Bullitt " filmed in California? Memorable right? You bet.Well let me tell you McQueen in just about every acting role he did, stol ...