Subject: Non white dude walks into a Tim Hortons to use the bathroom
Non white dude walks into a Tim Hortons to use the bathroom
April 21st, 2018 at 6:16 am EDTHello Friend,A few years ago I was in a city just east of Toronto called Oshawa.Call it the 'Detroit of Canada' if you will, at least that's what it used to be until well you knowChina, Japan.Found myself desperate to take a whiz, and pulled into a T ...
Save 40% off all select Explore Scientific during the NEAF 2018 Sale
April 19th, 2018 at 7:39 pm EDTSave up to 40% off select Explore Scientific products during the NEAF 2018 Sale!NEAF is a big telescope and astronomy show that takes place every April in New Jersey, and Explore Scientific likes to celebrate the occasion with a great sale. They've d ...
This is why we can't have good things in this world
April 17th, 2018 at 9:58 am EDTHello Friend,Yesterday a subscriber sent this email : "Am trying to decide if I should unsubscribe, because I think your rants are getting a bit much, with picking on people and profanity." Sincerely,CHNow, of course, this concerns me. Not because o ...
Obituary: Put on your Full Metal Jacket for this one
April 16th, 2018 at 11:05 am EDTHello Friend,Rest in Peace, R. Lee ErmeyHere is a quote from the late, great actor (Full Metal Jacket) who died at the age of 74 this past weekend.Scene: recruit is amused by the tough talk being presented by the drill sergeant, R. Lee Ermey."Private ...
Sunday Sermon: "Thou shalt not be a wimp"
April 15th, 2018 at 11:32 am EDTHello Friend,I'm reading a biography of The late, great actor Steve Mcqueen.You remember the chase scenes in the movie "Bullitt " filmed in California? Memorable right? You bet.Well let me tell you McQueen in just about every acting role he did, stol ...
How you can get Lucky on Friday the 13th
April 13th, 2018 at 2:19 pm EDTHello Friend,For all you single guys out there that want to get Lucky on Friday the 13th, well I'm not going to be writing about that kind of lucky today.Soon enough though.Why?Because it seems some of you guys are having a real tough time today in y ...
My Secret addiction that I've never shared
April 12th, 2018 at 12:37 pm EDTHello Friend,I have a secret that I've never previously disclosed.My addiction. It's a dark secret, and I don't really like to talk about it.Don't worry, I'm not addicted to porn or anything like that. Sheesh!Such dirty minds here. So what's the addi ...
Because, Patriarchy!
April 11th, 2018 at 2:18 pm EDTHello Friend,Am I becoming obsolete in our current state of affairs and society? Old school or old fool. Well, you tell me! The political correctness these days is over the top. And nobody wants to talk about it.Why?"Because Patriarchy!" is the famil ...
Apparently some people are not enjoying my messages. Here is a solution!
April 9th, 2018 at 2:28 pm EDTHello Friend,At the end of every email I send out, there is a link at the bottom to "unsubscribe "All you have to do is click on it, if you don't want to receive any further messages from me.Simple you would think, right? Not so for some, it seems.If ...
The Inconvenient Indian, and it's not Tonto, Kemosabe.
April 8th, 2018 at 10:25 am EDTHello Friend,Ever heard of the book "The Inconvenient Indian?"It was brilliant and was a Canadian Bestseller when released in 2013.This weekend I was in Guelph, Ontario attending an opening reception for an art gallery.I happened to bump into the aut ...