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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the
top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first,
the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird? 

A: (at bottom of email)

Fun Fact
California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses
to people named Jesus Christ.

     Hmmm ...
If PIN stands for Personal Identification Number,
why do we call it a PIN number?


Real friends are those who,
when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
don't feel you've done a permanent job.


"All the problems become smaller
if you don't dodge them, but confront them.
Touch a thistle timidly, and it pricks you;
grasp it boldly, and its spines crumble."
~ William S. Halsey

“Inaction breeds doubt and fear.
Action breeds confidence and courage.
If you want to conquer fear, do not
sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.”
~ Dale Carnegie

Go ahead ... Make a wish! 

A = None of them.
      You can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!

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The Captain

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a
pirate ship coming toward his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that, when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’t discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day,
the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming toward their boat. He yells,
“Get me my brown pants!”
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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