Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY.
Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the
top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first,
the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: (at bottom of email)
Fun Fact
California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses
to people named Jesus Christ.
Hmmm ...
If PIN stands for Personal Identification Number,
why do we call it a PIN number?
Friends
Real friends are those who,
when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
don't feel you've done a permanent job.
Problems
"All the problems become smaller
if you don't dodge them, but confront them.
Touch a thistle timidly, and it pricks you;
grasp it boldly, and its spines crumble."
~ William S. Halsey
Success
“Inaction breeds doubt and fear.
Action breeds confidence and courage.
If you want to conquer fear, do not
sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.”
~ Dale Carnegie
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