Subject: ★ Fun Before the Weekend !

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Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.

Q: If you wrote all of the numbers
from 300 to 400 on a piece of paper, how many times would you have written the number 3? 

A: (at bottom of email)

Fun Fact
Only 1% of bacteria causes disease.

     Historical Note
Annie Oakley met her husband
by beating him in a sharpshooting contest.
Frank Butler and his new wife took their act on the road.
Then Butler bowed out when he realized Annie was not only a better shot but more popular as well.
(I so admire a smart, confident, loving man.)

     Something to ponder ...
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats
instead of parachutes?

     Words for the soul ...
"Try to be the rainbow is someone's cloud."
~ Maya Angelou

Words for Success
“Discipline is the bridge between
goals and accomplishment.”
~ Jim Rohn

May there be laughter in your soul today and always!

A = 120 ~ 100 threes in the hundreds place + 10 threes in the tens place + 10 threes in the ones place

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
~ Victor Borge

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
~ Carl Jung

A male gynecologist
is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car

~ Carrie Snow

If the only prayer you say
in your life is "thank you",
that would suffice

~ Meister Eckhart

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