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We are not used to seeing
the True Size of land masses.

The True Size Map tool shows that, actually, the US and China and India all fit into Africa with room to spare!
Q: Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
A: He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Q: What do Alexander the Great and
Winnie the Pooh have in common? 

A: (at bottom of email)

Fun Fact
Like fingerprints, every individual has a unique
tongue print that can be used for identification.

Life Tip
"Never apologize for showing feeling.
When you do so, you apologize for the truth."
~ Benjamin Disraeli

Success Tip
“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.”
~ Thomas Edison

One more groan?
    What did the left eye say to the right eye? H
Between you and me, something smells.

Make many people smile today!

A = the same middle name

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A teacher is teaching
a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention,
so she asks him,
"If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"

Johnny says, "None."

The teacher asks, "Why?"

Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off."

The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."

Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"

The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."

Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
"It ain't so much
the things you don't know
that get you in trouble.
It's the things you know
that just ain't so."

~ Artimus Ward, 1834-1867

is the language the blind can see and the deaf can hear."
~ Mark Twain

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