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Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You'd think it's R, but it be the C.

Q: How does NASA organize a party? 
A: (at bottom of email)

Fun Fact
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers
play football at home,
the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

Metaphysically Speaking
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~ from the Little Prince by
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Real Success
“Ability may get you to the top,
but it takes character to keep you there.”
~ John Wooden

One more grin?
    I have an EpiPen. H
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.

Share a smile today!

A = They planet.

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There once was
a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night, my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said,
"No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

Guys - Be careful of compliments!

If sex with 3 people
is called a threesome,
and sex with 2 people is called
 a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome!

I am not seeing anyone right now. Apparently, I lack the low self-esteem required to make the necessary compromises.
~ Leah Krinski

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