Subject: He doesn't text back? Screw 'em!
He doesn't text back? Screw 'em!
December 28th, 2015 at 8:18 am EDTMaybe we should to take a break...
December 22nd, 2015 at 5:34 pm EDTMy girlfriend and I took a little break... Not in the bad “breakup” kinda way…but space. She decided to stay in Guatemala while I traveled through Central America for 3 weeks on my own. Now we’re back together in Panama and… I’ve discover ...
Booda spied on me!
November 20th, 2015 at 8:43 am EDTSo Booda went through my search history on our Dude Panel account and looked at all the videos I “liked”… “I can tell what kind of girls you like,” he said. I guess he saw a trend. There was one in particular…she had curly hair, a nose r ...
there's something inside of me...
November 12th, 2015 at 6:52 pm EDTThe sun is setting behind the volcanoes… The clouds have set in real low… And the rain has been falling gently on the roof for hours. When the sun does its blueish-orangey-pink nosedive into the clouds, darkness comes with it. At like, 5’o c ...
sup babe
October 25th, 2015 at 12:59 pm EDTIt’s Sunday in Medellin… The birds are chirping, lovely thick-bottomed girls are making arepas on the street corner, and I’m writing to you… Why? Well, because I love you… Also, because it’s election weekend here in Colombia, which means ...
why Booda is the best boyfriend ever
September 22nd, 2015 at 3:40 pm EDTHey, This is Booda. Sometimes, I think Obi has all the fun. He gets to email you and then have fun little back-and-forth email conversations...while I’m stuck on Twitter. Not today. I’ve decided to take over for Obi and since I love making fun of ...
i'm jealous
September 19th, 2015 at 6:09 pm EDTI got jealous. It happened on my broneymoon with Booda in Mexico. We were driving through some dry, rocky canyon and Booda thought it be a good idea to listen the Boyfriend Recipe. (Yes, we were listening to our own work. Booda was nitpicking at hi ...
What happens en México stays en México...
September 13th, 2015 at 1:35 pm EDTHey boo, I'm sitting here in México, working hard, solving the fundamental questions about our place in the Universe, writing emails to you about delicious new wisdom sounds for your ear canals... While Booda is over here training to finally overtak ...
she WAVED at me and it was everything
August 4th, 2015 at 4:20 pm EDTThe following is a true story... I pulled into Whole Foods for a quick KOMBUCHA stop. (Yes, I sometimes drive to the grocery store for one item.) I stepped out of my car and across the parking lot lane I saw a yellow sundress with someone beautif ...
DO THIS when he ignores you
July 23rd, 2015 at 1:20 pm EDTDid you know that there are actually TWO types of “zone” for a man? It’s true. There’s “THE Zone”—when a man is actively on his purpose and giving himself the solitude he needs to create. (You probably shouldn't interrupt this.) Then th ...