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   Jason Silva is a self-proclaimed futurist and epiphany addict. H
Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

Q: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill
worth more than a newer one? 

A: (at bottom of email)

Fun Fact
Ostriches can run faster than horses,
and the male ostriches can roar like lions.

A Chinese Proverb
If you are planning for a year, sow rice;
if you are planning for a decade, plant trees;
if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people

Key to Success
“Life is hard by the yard,
but by the inch, it's a cinch..”

~ Gean Gordon

One Last Groan
Last night my girlfriend and I watched three DVDs
back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the telly.

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A = Of course it is.
      A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer one).

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A Dish of Ice Cream
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

“How much is an ice cream sundae?”

“50 cents,” replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it.

“How much is a dish of plain ice cream?” he inquired. Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient.

“35 cents,” she said brusquely.

The little boy again counted the coins. “I’ll have the plain ice cream,” he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and departed.

When the waitress returned, she began wiping down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw.

There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were 15 cents – her tip.

~ Author Unknown
I could tell my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster
and a radio.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

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