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Q: What's so bad about getting drunk?
A: Ask a glass of water.

Q: What loses its head in the morning
but gets it back at night? 

A: (at bottom of email)

Fun Fact
As it grows, sweet corn makes a squeaking noise
like two balloons rubbing against each other.
(The next time I see a corn field, I'm going to stop and listen!)

     Hmmm ...
If white wine goes with fish,
do white grapes go with sushi?

     Something to ponder ...
"What great thing would you attempt
if you knew you could not fail?
~ Robert H. Schuller

     Words for the soul ...
"Nothing is impossible,
the word itself says 'I'm possible'!"
~ Audrey Hepburn

Nothing is impossible.
The impossible only takes longer and costs more!

Words for Success
“As long as we are persistent in our pursuit
of our deepest destiny, we will continue to grow.
 We cannot choose the day or time when
we will fully bloom. It happens in its own time.”
~ Denis Waitley

Do it!  Whistle or hum a tune today!

A = a pillow

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Perhaps Bill is blonde?

Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.

Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night.”

Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?”

Bill: “No, but my sister has.”

Love is like an
ice cream sundae
with all the marvelous coverings.

Sex is the cherry on top.
~ Jimmy Dean

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