Subject: ★ Today's Smile !

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Dan Piraro (“Bizarro”) launched a new T-shirt campaign, using the comic below, to benefit the Jane Goodall Institute.
Isn't this poignant?
The LEAST we can do is RECYCLE! Right?

Q: Have you heard of that disease
you can get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases.
I hear it's untweetable!

Q: A bat and a ball cost $1.10.
The bat costs one dollar more than the ball.
How much does the ball cost? 

A: (at bottom of email)

Fun Fact
A medium-sized cumulus cloud weighs
about the same as 80 elephants.

     Hmmm ...
If a black box in a plane is indestructible,
why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

     Words of Wisdom
"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself."
~ Rumi: 13th-century Persian poet

Words for Success
“You’re not obligated to win. You’re obligated to keep trying. To the best you can do everyday.”
~ Jason Mraz

Make someone laugh today!

A = The ball costs 5 cents. One dollar more than 5c is 
            $1.05. The sum of which is $1.10.

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Thanks to my 'friends', I may have heard most of these. HA!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh.

The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs.

Finally, it’s the blonde's turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs. God asks her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?” and she responds, “I just got the first joke!”

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it only takes one to scatter it all over the highway.

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