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Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream!
Q: Without it, I'm dead. If I'm not, then then I'm behind. What am I?
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Fun Fact
The household wrench was invented by boxing heavyweight champion Jack Johnson in 1922.
Hmmm ...
It seems no accident that 'stressed'
spelled backward
is 'desserts'.
Words to Inspire
"Success isn’t something that you do on the outside, success is something that you are on the inside.
The rest will follow."
~ Chuck Danes
Words for Success
“The more you're actively and practically engaged,
the more successful you will feel.”
~ Sir Richard Branson
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Once again, in deference to my 'friends' and their
blonde jokes ...
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”
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She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.”
He replies, “BREASTS".
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