Subject: Get a Pre-loaded Visa card of up to $100 US Dollars.
Get a Pre-loaded Visa card of up to $100 US Dollars.
January 7th, 2017 at 12:22 pm EDTCelestron Fall/Winter 2016 Sports Optics Rebates Hot Dog! ( or Tofu Termination! For vegetarians/vegans). Get a pre-loaded Visa card of up to $100 US Dollars when you buy select Celestron sports optics until t January 15, 2017. Choose from TrailS ...
These hot products include FREE SHIPPING until Midnight today
January 6th, 2017 at 11:48 am EDTHello Friend,Want to know what the bestselling products have been here at Khanscope?Here is a short list of them. Some are even on sale right now, and my birthday FREE SHIPPING offer ends at midnight tonite. Here we go:1) New Meade ETX 125 Computeriz ...
Why the Vixen sales manager almost dropped his pants
January 5th, 2017 at 2:26 pm EDTHello Friend,Recently Brian Deiss, Sales Manager from Vixen Optics dropped by the store to announce and show off some new products that Vixen Japan was introducing.He lugged in his two samples cases showed me a few new telescopes and some high-qualit ...
A special message from Alex at Khanscope
January 4th, 2017 at 2:07 pm EDTHelp us celebrate a very special birthday at Khan Scope Centre! From January 3rd through midnight, January 6th, 2017, we will gift you with FREE SHIPPING on orders of at least $100. It doesn't matter what it is or what it weighs; we will ship it ...
It's my birthday today, but you get the present!
January 3rd, 2017 at 12:39 pm EDTHello Friend,Yes, I am celebrating my birthday today, and I was off to a great start this morning as I was presentedwith my favorite breakfast, Lumberjack Pancakes (inc. sparkler), with sausages, maple syrup, and fruit.I'm in such a good mood now, th ...
One last kick at the can, but please hurry
January 2nd, 2017 at 12:33 pm EDTHello Friend,New Year, New me!Just kidding, because that's just B.S. anyway, and here is the proof:The gym is packed with new members who have made a resolution for fitness. The annoying part is that they hog all the treadmills, and weight machines ...
Some idiots will be out on the roads tonight.
December 31st, 2016 at 2:45 pm EDTHello Friend,How come when they show pictures of a Winter Wonderland, they are never of anyone blowing snow out of their driveway, or shoveling snow off their decks like I was doing first thing this morning?I even had to chase off a field mouse who w ...
Drowned in the Moonlight, Strangled by her own bra
December 29th, 2016 at 1:50 pm EDTHello Friend,Actress Carrie Fisher wrote an interesting obituary for herself, several years ago:As my daughter Chantal proclaimed at brunch earlier this week: "She was one Badass Lady!" Fisher wrote about her Star Wars director’s reasoning for her ...
The Wrath of Khan is upon me!
December 28th, 2016 at 10:50 am EDTHello Friend,Such a blunder I made yesterday mixing up the Star Wars & Star Trek franchises.That's what drinking eggnog and dark Barbadian rum can do to you. And justifiably called out by many of you on this blunder. Now I am left wondering if the ...
More Boxing Day Goodies
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