Subject: How to instantly calm an angry woman down

Hello Friend,

Look it's going to happen one day.

You can thank me later for what I am about to share.

A new package arrives at your doorstep and you try to sneak it past your wife,  or girlfriend.
(If you have a partner, same rules apply).

Wow! It's a NEW telescope.  A new accessory that was on sale.

Telling her you love her is not going to get you off the hook.

Now she is fuming and giving you THAT LOOK!

So what can you possibly say to calm her down before you get your dinner chucked in the rubbish bin?

Here is the solution:
 
Tell her the shipping was FREE!

 Not a nickel was paid for freight and handling.

Tell her you used the discount code: Marchshipping  when you ordered it.

Yup.

It's that simple.

Here is the fine print: Free shipping on any orders until April 3rd and the minimum order is $200.

That's all folks!

-Ray Khan

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