Subject: 🚀 Cyber Monday Extended: Because Time is Relative in Space! 🚀

Hi Friend

Missed our Cyber Monday deals? Fear not, the universe has conspired to give you a second chance! (We know, we're just as shocked as you are.)

 

The Deals are Still Blasting!

We've decided to bend space-time a bit and extend our Cyber Monday deals. Why? Because we like you more than Pluto likes being a planet again.

 

Free Shipping on Orders Over $500

That's right, we're tossing in free shipping on all orders over $500 – and yes, this includes items already on sale. It's like finding an extra planet in your solar system, totally unexpected but absolutely delightful.

 

 

A Small Asterisk in the Stars

Now, hold your space horses for just a second. While we'd love to send everything flying through the cosmos for free, there are a few exceptions. Some items are just too bulky or heavy to teleport without a bit of extra fuel.  Especially if you live in Timbuktu or NWT for example. 

 

Clear Skies,

Ray Khan