Subject: ALERT: 30% Off Is Here 24 Hours Only!

ALERT: 30% Off Is Here 24 Hours Only!

November 26th, 2021 at 12:00 am PDT

If people cared about the toxic chemicals in their bathroom, like they cared about how many designer shoes they could buy at a discount, you'd cure cancer overnight. Fact. That's because a war on the things that cause cancer is how you win the war ...

ALERT: Black Friday Materialism Worship

November 22nd, 2021 at 2:27 pm PDT

It's one single day of the year. But the urge can last a lifetime. I'm talking about Black Friday... For more than four decades I've watched mouth-breathing morons tackle each other for TV's, Stereo's and the latest XBox. It's fcuking gross. Yet, t ...

Alert: Why Teach Your Kids That?

October 30th, 2021 at 10:17 am PDT

It's not how much stuff you have in life. It's how well you can survive without it. This culture of whoever dies with the most toys wins, is toxic AF. That's why I don't give my kids everything I didn't have growing up. Instead, I teach them everyt ...

6-Pack Soap Bars Are Back with FREE Chapstick!

October 26th, 2021 at 5:08 pm PDT

Those who escape hell...”  _________________________________________________ 6-packs of our 3-in-1 Charcoal Bars and our shea-butter rich, Wonder Woman Bars just went live on Etsy! 20% Off BLOWOUT! Also, every order gets a chemical-free chapsti ...

6-Pack Soap Bars Are Back with FREE Chapstick!

October 12th, 2021 at 2:29 pm PDT

Those who escape hell...”  _________________________________________________ 6-packs of our 3-in-1 Charcoal Bars and our Shea-Butter Wonder Woman Bars just went live on Etsy! 20% Off BLOWOUT! Also, every order gets a chemical-free chapstick, AT ...

20% Off! FILTHY IS BACK! Hurry!

September 20th, 2021 at 11:25 am PDT

They say you die twice. Once when you quit breathing and again when people stop talking about you. - Banksy----- Limited Edition, Best Selling Etsy Bars 20% Off! Click Here! Filthy Animal Soap grew over many years of driving to wrestling practice ...

Hurry! Pre-Launch Soap Is Here!

August 22nd, 2021 at 7:38 am PDT

_________________________________________________We just released our LIMITED Edition Bars back on Etsy! GET Your Filthy Animal Bars Now By Clicking Here! Short time! Pussyfoot around and you won't get any. Yes, both are made for body, face and ha ...

Secret to Success...

August 16th, 2021 at 4:22 pm PDT

To make something happen... _________________________________________________Making soap the right way is difficult. Learning the chemistry of soap is even harder. Looking past the myriad of excuses in order to get something done is even more diff ...

Final Day To Get SOAP!

July 31st, 2021 at 9:20 am PDT

The people who truly deface our neighborhoods are the companies that scrawl giant slogans across buildings and buses trying to make us feel inadequate unless we buy their stuff…. Are you that guy who consumes, without questioning anything? As m ...

Last Day For Soap!

July 27th, 2021 at 6:06 am PDT

Education is what remains... 1-Hour Left For Soap! It's not how much SH#T you have in life. It's how much you can create, without having sh#t that matters. When I started homeschooling my kids, I stressed that, Learning is marked by action. And to ...