Subject: Hurry! Charcoal Bars are Here!
Friend,
Fighting solves everything!
Fact!
And that's what our 3:1 Charcoal-Shea Butter Bar does!
It fights viral and bacterial infection as well as:
- Ring worm
- Impetigo
- Irritated skin
- Eczema
The only think it can't fight is Fake News and Propaganda that has become the norm thanks to massive censorship courtesy of YouTube, Amazon and Google!
Our 3:1 Charcoal bar is in LIMITED STOCK!
Remember, these easily sell to sports teams for $14.95 per bar. But when you buy this 6-pack, you get it for only $7.95 per bar!
Every bar is a hefty 3 ounces and has been "cured" for months to meet our STRICT, MILITARY-LIKE Quality Control! It has to be!
Soap saves lives and this is a WAR on pathogens to ensure health and vibrant looking skin!
Anytime you fight back, there's going to be losses.
And in that you have to keep trying harder.
That is the driving force behind the chemistry of our soap!
===> HOW WE MAKE A FILTHY ANIMAL BAR
Our soap-making- process uses a chemical reaction known as cold-process, saponification - not the useless melt-and-pour!
This particular saponification involves combining fat from shea-butter, olives, castor, palm and tallow with a mixture of sodium hydroxide and water (lye).
The reaction is much like roasting marshmallows.
Once added, the lye slowly roasts the edge of the fat molecules.
With an unquenchable thirst for more atoms, the fats latch on to sodium. As this occurs, its called TRACE.
This sets off a chemical cascade that sends atoms and heat flying in a thick soup.
The end result an infernal bubbling mixture.
This is when we selectively add:
- Charcoal
- Essential oils of lavender and tea tree
- Shea butter
At trace, our useless fats are being fully roasted and alchemy takes over. They're improbably transformed into a product that nourishes and protects even the most sensitive skin. But most importantly, this age-old alchemy produces a weapon of mass destruction that shields us from pathogens like ring worm, impetigo and staph.
This soap-making battle requires crude chemistry made up on-the-fly and lots of muscle and grease.
But eventually, we always get the job done.
And every time we do, it's a victory over commercial soap and the money-hungry Corporatocracy that's so pervasive, today.
It proves that "fighting solves everything."
Once our blend of fats, lye and essential oils turn thick and encrusted like a fully melted marshmallow left over a fire too long, we take it even
once step further.
All of our soaps are "slated out."
That means we use sea salt and a 6-12 month curing phase to remove excess lye and impurities. It also drastically reduces the moisture content and makes a longer lasting soap bar. This bar is now the best medicine for combating pathogens, athletes foot, eczema and dry, irritated skin!
Thus, Filthy Animal Soap is the ultimate protection for athletes. And it shows that if you try harder than everyone around you, great things can come from absolutely nothing.
No excuses.
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Miss this opportunity, not our fault.
Keep Fighting,
A Filthy Animal