Friend,

In August, a few Filthy Animals launched
their chemical-free, charcoal soap bars on Etsy.

It was an instant hit...

We sold out in 7 hours!

Then the reviews started rolling in:

"My most prized possession was The
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. It solved a
lifelong potassium deficiency for me. Prior
to that I had no idea how to cut a fu@#in' banana.
Then I got The Filthy Animal Charcoal Bar. I'm
more handsome and I my IQ shot up. I read
books now. The Hutzler is #2 in my life."

Here's another one:

"No instruction guide came with my order. Got these Filthy
Animal Bars and had no idea how to charge them, or where the USB port was..."

"They still worked! The mother ship has landed. Free power, clean
skin without the chemicals. I'm in for life."

See.

Winning. Across the board.

Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.

If that's you. Order ASAP at the link below.

If that's not you, choke on cat $hit.

====> Buy The Etsy Bestseller now by clicking here!

Hurry, first 10 orders get FREE stickers!

See you at the top Filthy Animals,

A Filthy Animal

P.S.  The reviews keep coming in!  Just as I typed this,
someone wrote:

"My friends were offended when I posted my rave review for
Filthy Animal Soap. What a bonus! Thanks guys!"