Subject: 1 More Day! (It's 2020. Who Cares)
Soap making is dead.
Nobody is making it anymore.
Sure, it might look like a bar of soap...or even carry a label
that reads "soap."
But, it's not real soap.
What you're buying at the store, Whole Foods or your Farmer's
market is an imposter. It's as fake as your lazy, dumb a$$ friends
on Instagram.
Today's soap is nothing more than melt-and-pour or glycerine based
soap. It looks like soap and bubbles like soap.
But it's not real soap because it doesn't nourish your skin or protect
it...instead, it dries and kills skin cells...
Only Filthy Animals are making real, cold-process, saponified soap - made from olive oil, charcoal and tea tree oil.
That's the soap that was made by the Babylonians thousands of years
ago.
We brought it back.
It's so prized that in 2020, when people lost their jobs and the world shut
down, we built a laboratory to make and sell MORE soap...
We didn't give two shit$ about 2020 and the agenda of the elite.
All we cared about was making MORE high-end soap...and every time
we did, we SOLD OUT WITHIN HOURS.
...in ONE day, we launch yet another run of CHARCOAL BARS!
And we WILL SELL OUT. Why?
Because people LOVE Filthy Animal soaps...
Love it or hate it, you will respect it.
Look for our launch tomorrow!
A Filthy Animal!