Subject: Can We Make You Smile?
Can We Make You Smile?  

This is obviously a rather serious time in the state of our planet. Someone sent me these "quarantine jokes" and they made me smile so I thought I'd share them with you. Maybe it will make you smile. 

     Wishing you a cheery day --------------------- Wynn


· Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

· I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

· I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

· Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

· PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

· Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

· I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

· This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

· So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

· Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

· (My favorite) My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

· Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

· I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

· I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to ‘’Puerto Backyarda’’. I'm getting tired of ‘’Los Livingroom’’.

· Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

· Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

· Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under….
I specially recommend Whole Planet Healing, every day at 7pm.  If you're staying indoors (and you should be), the energy on the call creates an ambiance where every on the call feels like they're in the same room. Try it out. It can keep you in a more positive state of mind during this corona crisis. 

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Here;s a comment from one of our regulars:


"Lately, when I hear "Welcome to Whole Planet Healing" and your two voices, I feel like one of the WWII people in occupied Europe who got so much hope & sustenance from the "BBC London Calling" nightly sign on - I know I'm not alone, there is hope, there is a focus for higher love-light to come on the scene. I'm sure I'm not the only caller who feels that way."


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