Subject: I've Lost My Mind! Take Advantage!

 

Saturday, May 11, 2024

 

Hi Friend,

I hope that this message finds you and yours all doing well and that you're enjoying this Thanksgiving Holiday weekend.

I was driving to my office today to pick up some paperwork.  I literally planned on being there for as long as it took for me to run in, get my paperwork, and get out.  Unfortunately, what usually takes ten minutes to get to my office took almost 50 minutes! 

My office is located very close to Walmart, Sam's Club, Target, Kohl's, and other shopping centers and foolish me, I forgot that it's "Black Friday!"  I forgot that today is the day that all of you crazy shoppers get up at 3 AM and are crammed in the stores by 4 AM looking to get the best deals.

What should have taken me 20 minutes to get into and out of my office and back home took me two hours!  So if you're one of those shoppers, you're crazy!  And, you're a far better person than me.  I know that I can't handle those vicious crowds!

Anyways, while I was stuck in traffic, I thought why don't I get into the spirit of this whole "Black Friday" sales things?  Why don't I go over the top and offer a HUGE sale like all these shopping centers around my office?

So here goes.

This is "Black Weekend" for the Million Dollar Seminar.  There are a few seats that remain available.  If you reserve your seat and December 9th's Million Dollar Seminar by midnight Sunday, November 26th, you can bring ONE guest for FREE! 

Let me say that again.

If you reserve your seat for our upcoming December 9th Million Dollar Seminar no later than midnight Sunday, November 26th, you can bring ONE guest and ONE guest ONLY for FREE!

Now, I know that I'm going to upset some people by offering this deal.  I know that many of you are going to want to beat me up because you missed out on this deal.  But, that's why this is an impulsive decision.  I will NOT ever offer this unbelievable two-for-one deal again - EVER!

If you want to bring your spouse or business partner, this is the time because I will NOT EVER offer this HUGELY discounted rate ever again.  But remember, you only have until midnight Sunday, November 26th, to reserve your seat. 

I will make absolutely NO exceptions for anyone wishing to get this deal after midnight Sunday, November 26th.  No sob stories or anything. 

If you want to bring a spouse or business partner to our December 9th Million Dollar Seminar you need to reserve your seat ASAP.  All you have to do is reserve ONE seat and you can bring ONE guest.  That's two for one!

If we run out of room prior to midnight Sunday then I will discontinue this offer appropriately.  So reserve your seat while they're still available or before I regain my sanity!

So, reserve your seat for December 9th and contact Kathy at our office on Monday with your flight information so that we can make arrangements to pick you up and return you to either the Syracuse or Broome County Airport.  You can reach Kathy at (607) 797-1475, Monday - Friday, 8 AM - 4 PM.

For those of you whom now wish me physical harm, I tell you that my mother would not appreciate you hurting her baby boy!  So think of my mother, please!?

See you at the Top!
Joel E. Davis
jdavis@milliondollartransportation.com
(607) 797-1475