Subject: The best telescope to buy to observe Green/Gray Aliens?

Hello Friend,

Sorry, there is no "best" telescope to do the job in this instance.

Every once in a while we get someone that comes into the store who wants to buy a telescope to try
to observe Green/Gray Space people.

Sadly, these folks are for real.  

This past week, a gentleman came in with this very request.

Usually, they have read a few books on UF0's. Seen some Youtube videos  and firmly believe there  is 
a government conspiracy to hide the "truth" from them.

Now here is the thing: Using some critical thinking skills (sadly lacking today) it's of interest to note that not
one shred of physical evidence has yet to be presented that demonstrates that any aliens of any sort have 
landed on terra firma.

Roswell you say? Nada.

Not one shred.

Now that's not to say that they don't exist.

There just is no evidence that they have visited us or do exist.

(Note: Young adults that got home late in West Texas and explained it their parents using alien abduction and time
was lost for several hours don't count either).

 Back to the gentleman who came in, and bought a telescope and then brought it back the next day
claiming it does not work, because he could not spot any aliens. yada, yada?

Well, my guess he is going to go home and watch a few more Youtube videos to find out where to
best "observe" the greys/greens.

You can't outargue stupidity.

Now I'll close by saying that if you don't want to become ALIENATED by using less than stellar
eyepieces in your astronomical telescope, today is the very last day to take advantage of the 
TELEVUE ETHOS 10TH ANNIVERSARY SALE.

T
he 10% Savings end at Midnight tonite. 

Clear Skies,

Ray Khan