I want to tell you about a hilarious comment I got today on YouTube...

It read....

You’re not a trader, just a gimp in a hood looking like you’re sheltering from the rain. Stop lying to people and just admit you’re a stats salesman

Ah, a keyboard warrior with a flair for fashion critiques – how delightful. “Gimp in a hood” is it? How original. But let's dive into your charming little tirade, shall we?

You’ve accused me of not being a trader and merely being a “stats salesman.” I have to say, if you think sharing valuable data that helps people make informed decisions is a crime, then lock me up and throw away the key. But let’s get one thing straight – I’m a trader, and I’ve got the battle scars to prove it.

The accused? You’ve got internet anonymity and a flair for creative insults.

As for the hood – it’s called a joke, my friend. But you wouldn’t know that, considering your sense of humour likely peaked with those flame-patterned shirts from the early 2000s.

Now, onto the heart of your vitriolic little message. Stats, numbers, data – these aren’t just random figures I pull out of thin air. They’re the lifeblood of trading. They tell you where the market’s been, where it’s going, and where you should be if you don’t want to end up eating instant noodles for the rest of your life.

But clearly, you’re more interested in flinging mud than actually understanding how trading works. Which is fine – we all have our hobbies. Yours just happens to be trolling. Bravo.

So here’s the deal: you can keep shouting from the sidelines, or you can actually learn something. Dive into the content, analyze the stats, and maybe – just maybe – you’ll see that there’s more to this “gimp in a hood” than your limited imagination can grasp.

In the meantime, thanks for the laugh. Your comment was the highlight of my day – and given how low the bar is, that’s saying something.

Got more thoughts or want to challenge me further? I’m all ears. Drop me a reply, and let’s see if you’ve got more than just one good line in you.

Ryan