Two college degrees and a masters in chemistry, I was still a broke a$$.
I rode an under-powered Honda 250 motorcycle ...and couldn't afford a gym membership.
To ensure I didn't turn into a total fat b#tch, I jogged around the block, pushing my daughter in a stroller.
...then I accidentally stepped into a sprinkler hole and snapped my ankle.
The baby jogger fell backwards as I lay writhing on the ground. A strange watery substance poured from my eyes. It felt like someone dropped a safe on my foot.
I was broke and so was my ankle.
My wife was on her feet 10 hours a day cutting hair, but only when she had clients.
A few months prior I quit my job as a bench chemist. (Making drugs disguised as meds with the single goal of hooking fat, lazy Americans on poisons wasn't my thing…)
I wasn't about to go to a doctor - only to be robbed for not having health insurance (still don't).
I was a half mile from home and managed to limp and crawl back just in time for Lily's nap.
To ease the pain I popped one of my natural pain relievers, a special concoction from grad school.
Then, I did what every Filthy Animal should do when they're a broke a$$:
I GOT THE F@#K BACK TO WORK!
...I continued building and designing a business plan that had VALUE!
...I continued writing my book, which nobody f@#cking bought.
...I continued refining my sales and advertising.
...I continued making free videos that were so awful they were embarrassing to watch.
...I continued writing emails that had so many edits it would make an 8th grade English teacher cry.
...I continued being a mother-f@#ckin’ Filthy Animal.
Despite everything, I just kept giving VALUE!
I didn't waste time making excuses about my bitch-a$$ ankle...or how painful it was...or how fat I was...or how hungry I was...or how crippled I was...or how tired I was.
I got to work.
…when you carry that sense of duty to work, you can't fail. And soon enough, you'll be opening your hangar door to decide on which airplane to fly to Vegas for date night with your wife.
Or...f@#k it.
Be a b#tch forever and a broke a$$ by trying to network, invest, make excuses, act like a know-it-all, or be an entitled limp dick who “deserves more,” but never gets shit…
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