Finding pure ingredients to make soap is hard.
Making soap the right way is hard.
Learning the chemistry of soap is hard.
Packaging soap ain't easy...
Selling soap is harder than all of the above.
----> But we do it because we aim to help you get rid of the F@#CKIN' chemicals in your bathroom...
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And that's the definition of success:
"To make things go right."
Very few people can do that.
That's because you have to take the hard road to make things go right.
That's our big secret here at Filthy Animal, we take the hard road on the daily!
That's why our soap is the best for athletes, miscreants, dropouts, conspiracy theorists, loners, stoners, jail birds, troublemakers and straight-up Filthy Animals.
If that's you, you've got 1-day to stock up on 6-pack soaps and a FREE chapstick for filthy lips.
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If that's not you, f@#ck off. You're boring.
Stay Filthy,
A Filthy Animal
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