At Filthy Animal Soaps we're chemists, alchemists, and warriors-restoring the original medicine, one soap bar at a time. Want 6-pack Charcoal Bars? Don't be a sucker. Buy now.

Soap was the first medicine.

But it was shortly ruined.

Soap marked a turning point in human history-when man no longer begged the gods and false idols for health, but instead forged it with his own hands and mind.

Antimicrobial, elemental, and sacred, real soap gave him dominion over disease.

But then came commercialism and followers, losers-stripping it of its power, polluting it with synthetic fillers, perfumes, and corporate lies.

What once healed now harmed.

Yet the rebellion never died.

A few refused to kneel. The few who weren't suckers.

The freedom-loving, anti-establishment soap makers rose up-reviving the ancient craft of soap making with fire, lye, and oils.

And it's still alive today with the millions $ charcoal bar!

Only 298 bars available!

At Filthy Animal Soaps we're chemists, alchemists, and warriors-restoring the original medicine, one soap bar at a time. Want 6-pack Charcoal Bars? Don't be a sucker. Buy now.