Subject: Filthy Animals! Wonder Woman Bar is HERE!
Friend,
Wonder Woman Bars are here!
At the very least you gotta see the pics and the testimonials from last batch!
But before I give you the link, let me me be frank!
Our last promo lasted just 12 hours!
That's right! We sold thousands of
bars in just 14 hours!
That's because when it comes to soap, we don't f@#ck around...
What makes them so special, other than
being made by a Filthy Animal?
Filthy Animal; NOUN: Someone who is
unapologettically real and believes
that a man is only as good as his
f@#ckin' word and work ethic.
Wonder Woman bars are unique because they
are made using ancient, babylonian chemistry
techniques that allow us to transform olive
oil into a beautiful soap bar that's perfect
for your body, face and hair!
It's also good for something else.
...if you've been paying attention, using soap
is the best thing you can do to protect your
immune system!
"Washing with soap and water is one of the key
public health practices that can significantly
limit the number of infections."
- Alex Welsh for The New York Times
Soap is the world's best medicine because it
breaks germs apart, which keeps our immune
system intact!
But alas, today's soap is made by slackers,
cheaters and straight bums using a process known
as melt-and-pour.
Sure, fake soap wipes dirt away, but it also causes
skin cancer thanks to the dozens of chemicals and perfumes used
to make it look like and behave like soap...and
nobody has dared to question this atrocity that arose from
Big Chemical!!
In his famous work, 1984, George Orwell wrote that,
"If all others accepted the lie which that party
imposed - if all records told the same tale - then the lie past
into history and became the truth."
Like all products that come from taking short cuts,
soap you find in the store is nothing but a profitable
scam (a lie) - just like the overpriced cars you buy, the college
educations you borrow for and the chemicals disguised as medicine.
...we're bitch-slapping the soap market...sometimes you gotta stand up
for something or you end up standing for nothing.
The best soap and the most effective is that which is made
from cold-process saponification and cured for months, even a year!
...and because we love soap just as much as women love their hair, skin
and nails, we made The Wonder Woman Bar!
Just released, you can see and ORDER NOW! Click Here!
Stay Filthy and run like hell from fake soap,
A Filthy Animal!
P.S. Wonder Woman bars are made from red French clay, olive oil, shea butter
and palm oil, then scented with essential oils of ylang ylang and lavender!
Get your 6-pack here before its TOO LATE: CLICK HERE
Oh yea and in addition to protecting your skin and hair, our bars SAVE YOU MONEY!Ditch the toxic shampoos and conditioners! Filthy Animal does it all!