Limited Edition Charcoal Bars Are Here!

Regular $14.95/each now only $7.95/each in 6-packs! Click here before it's too late!

Try Harder!

It doesn't matter what you do...

Whether you're a street sweeper, Barista, engineer, school teacher or rocket scientist, you better strive to be the f@#ckin best at it...you better put in 15 hour days to hone your skills and reinvent the broom!

Do that, you can't fail anywhere in life...in other words, be a Filthy Animal.

But that's the problem.

Very few people are...

Travel anywhere in the country and you'll find a mass of people who are dead on the inside.

Zero passion.

Zero care.

The side effect is a f@#cking country that no longer answers phones, makes coffee, or engineers the greatest machines...zero pride in work ethic.

They're dead on the inside.

And that's the far worst than death itself because it self-inflicted and people look down on you.

F@#ck these people. They're the basis of everything that's wrong...

Just look at soap today.

Under the guise of "better living through chemistry," the lazy a$s chemistry students who grew up and got jobs in industry simply crunched all the worst chemical detergents together and called it soap.

Meet Proctor and Gamble.

They're a failed drug company who simply repackaged their garbage as cleaning products.

Why?

Because they're a herd of passionless f@#cks who would rather drain money from Wall Street than make great soap.

If you've ever used a Zest bar, they fooled your dumb a$$ too...nothing but a brick of detergents, they sold you skin cancer, not soap.

Like the people who brought you sh#t like Keurig and Nespresso, Proctor and Gamble is a conglomerate of people who are dead on the inside... and so is their product.

Thank God for Filthy Animals!

We just released our 3:1 Charcoal Bar!

If you give two shit$ for your skin tone and longevity, get your wallet in hand! They won't last long!

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Try harder,

Filthy Animal