Subject: ALERT: Black Friday Materialism Worship

It's one single day of the year.


But the urge can last a lifetime.


I'm talking about Black Friday...


For more than four decades I've watched mouth-breathing morons tackle each other for TV's, Stereo's and the latest XBox.


It's fcuking gross.


Yet, that one single day can foster an obsession for materialism for an entire year...


As you know, it's not how much you have in life. It's how much you can do without...


If people cared about the chemicals in their bathroom, like they cared about how many designer shoes they could buy, you'd cure cancer overnight.


Fact.


That's because a war on the things that cause cancer is the how you win the war on cancer.


And that's exactly what we're doing every day at Filthy Animal Soap - Going to war on the things that cause cancer by offering you a beautifully made, chemical free soap bar.


And in 4 days, you'll be able to get a 6-pack for 30% off! But as always, very limited supply!


Stay tuned to your email! Look for 30% Off Filthy Animal Soap in your subject lines!


...4 more days!


Stay Filthy!


A Filthy Animal

"My kids carry the perfect blend of genes from me and my wife. It's our job to make sure they don't get fcuked up with everyday chemicals, distractions and awful education." - A Filthy Animal