Last call for January soap!

Our last launch, we sold out in less than a day...

...and we became an Etsy Bestseller!

Then the reviews started rolling in:

"My most prized possession was The
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. It solved a
lifelong potassium deficiency for me. Prior
to that I had no idea how to cut a fu@#in' banana."

"Then I got The Filthy Animal Charcoal Bar. I'm
more handsome and I my IQ shot up. I read
books now, too. The Hutzler is #2 in my life."

Here's another one:

"No instruction guide came with my order. Got Filthy Animal Bars and had no idea how to charge them, or where the USB port was..."

"They still worked! The mother ship has landed. Free power, clean skin without the chemicals. I'm in for life."

See?

Winning.

Across the board.

Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.

Want 20% off our 3:1 Charcoal Bars?

What about our Shea-Butter rich, red French clay bars?

==> Buy either one, now, by clicking here!

Hurry, first 10 orders get FREE stickers!

Offer ends today!

See you at the top,

A Filthy Animal

P.S.  The reviews keep coming in!  Just as I typed this, someone wrote:

"My friends were offended when I posted my rave review for Filthy Animal Soap. What a bonus! Thanks guys!"