Subject: 1-HOUR LEFT! You're F@#ckin' LAZY

You're F@#ckin' Lazy...That's Why!

It doesn't matter what you do in life!


What matters is how you do it!


Whether you're a cashier, Barista, engineer, school teacher or rocket scientist, you better strive to be the f@#ckin best at it...


Are you a janitor? Great, then you better put in 15 hour days to hone your skills and reinvent the f@#ckin' broom!


Do that, you can't fail...in other words, be a Filthy Animal.


A Filthy Animal is someone who is unapologetically real and knows that a man is only as good as his word and his work ethic.


But that's the problem.


Very few people are any of these...


Zero passion.


Zero care.


These people are in the F@#CKIN' way!


MOVE ALREADY!


The world doesn't want you!


The side effect of this is a world that no longer answers phones, makes coffee, or engineers the greatest flying machines...zero pride in their work ethic.


They're dead on the inside.


And that's the far worst than death itself because it self-inflicted. F@#ck these people. They're the basis of everything that's wrong...


Just look at soap today.


Under the guise of "better living through chemistry," the lazy a$s chemistry students who grew up and got jobs in industry simply crunched all the worst chemicals together into a square bar and called it soap.


Meet Proctor and Gamble.


They're a failed drug company who simple repackaged their garbage as cleaning products. Why? Because they're a herd of passionless f@#cks who would rather drain money from Wall Street than make great soap.


If you've ever used a Zest bar than they fooled your dumb a$$...nothing but a brick of detergents, they sold you cancer, not soap.


Like the people who brought you Keurig and Nespresso, Proctor and Gamble is a conglomerate of people who are dead on the inside... and so is their product.


Thank God for Filthy Animals!


We just released our 6-pack bars and they're already an Etsy Bestseller and there are only about 22 boxes left!


If you give two shit$ for your skin tone and longevity, get your wallet in hand and order now by clicking here.


If you're a lazy ass, don't even think about ordering...GTFOH


Stay filthy!

A Filthy Animal

P.S. All 6-packs are 25% off and come with a FREE chapstick! ORDER HERE!

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