May-June 2020 (Vol. 16, No. 3)
SPECIAL EDITION: Surviving the Coronavirus Plandemic
An Open Letter to the Mafias of the World Asking for Help in Ending the Mumbo Pandemic (Satire)
Sol Luckman
Dear Mafias of the World,
As I am sure you know, the world is currently undergoing a global infectious crisis that is unprecedented in our history.
This
pandemic, caused by antihuman Mumboes that are thought to be of
extraterrestrial origin, is finally showing signs of abating in certain
sectors of the human population in which people are coming to realize
that Mumboes are mental parasites and should be rejected as such.
The
problem is that Mumboes have continued to proliferate and grow ever
more problematic and dangerous in numerous key areas of society: in our
governments, our corporations, our healthcare system, our media, our
municipalities, our armed forces, and in our law enforcement agencies.
The
leading theory to explain this phenomenon is that, somewhat like flies
emerging from larvae contained in dung, Mumboes have parasitized
millions of mentally susceptible humans to such an extent that the
former have taken over the minds—and even the bodies—of the latter.
Those
who have resisted or been cured of the Mumbo infection understand that
the continued existence of Mumboes in our power structures threatens not
only human rights and civil liberties but the very survival of
humanity.
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