Our daughter Lily runs the soap lab—she’s the undisputed Lead Soaper. Skyler, Aubrey, and Blair handle packaging and shipping…when they’re not arguing about who did more work.

On any given day, someone quits.

Miraculously, payday brings everyone back together like nothing ever happened.

And somehow, through the chaos, every single bar turns out ridiculously good—like “how is this even made by kids?” good.

If you want to see what all the drama produces, check them out at the link below.

🔥 Charcoal Bar — replaces 150+ cancer-causing chemicals out of your bathroom routine and makes your skin look unfairly good.

❤️ Red French Clay Bar (Wonder Woman) — detoxes, tightens, brightens, and makes you feel like you just stepped out of a hero origin story.

Plus an all new White Valerian Bar made with tallow and olive oil, topped off with exfoliating sea salt!

**Today only: All Soaps Available as 6-Packs on Etsy!

👉 Only a handful (44 actually) of orders left — get yours now before the lab doors close. CLICK HERE!