**FILTHY ANIMAL CYBER MONDAY — 25% OFF 6-PACKS
Charcoal + Red French Clay Bars** + FREE CHAPSTICK
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Let me tell you something about running a family soap lab…
It doesn’t survive because things go smooth.
It survives because we raised a wild child named Lily—and she’s been testing the limits of Babylonian chemistry and parenting for over a decade.
This is the same girl who, at 17 years old, packed a blanket, grabbed her bong and left the house to sleep in her soap lab for a month because “our house rules are bitch.”
Most kids sneak out to parties. Ours snuck out to live her own life.
Then came the era of the saucy videos—a creative phase that earned nothing but rage texts from distant family members… and a massive spike in soap sales.
(I told them: support her and love her and STFU. That did't take well.)
And who could forget when she casually got hired to create a how-to soap course in Israel, and then racked up nearly 100,000 students like it was nothing?
The truth?
The Filthy Animal Soap Lab has survived:
But one thing hasn’t changed:
Lily runs this sh#t. Blair is in college. Skyler talks too much to help and Aubrey lasts about 45 minutes before she wants to hang out with mom...
She was raised on Babylonian chemistry—the raw, ancient knowledge born in a ruthless world that produced the earliest breakthroughs in science, medicine, and yes… soap.
Babylon didn’t sugarcoat life.
It forged people. It forged innovation. It forged the blueprint Lily still uses today.
And because of that, your bathroom doesn’t have to be a chemical crime scene anymore.
For Cyber Monday, the two bars that built this empire are 25% OFF:
🔥 Charcoal Bar — replaces 150+ cancer-causing chemicals out of your bathroom routine and makes your skin look unfairly good.
❤️ Red French Clay Bar (Wonder Woman) — detoxes, tightens, brightens, and makes you feel like you just stepped out of a hero origin story.
**Today only: 25% OFF 6-Packs.
Both bars. No limits. No excuses.**
Stock up.
Live filthy.
Scrub like a Babylonian.
And support the girl who turned teenage rebellion into a global soap legacy.
👉 Only a handful (44 actually) of orders left — get yours now before the lab doors close. CLICK HERE!
