There are a few things you should know about me.  I love day old popcorn.  I hate running. I’m a cat person. And I finally recorded my book, 3 Worst Meds into an audio book for Amazon. That's me in the recording booth...Coming soon! 

One thing that I am not is a pharmaceutical puppet who sells whatever-the-f@#k is trending so that I can make money. 

There’s already too many of those people. And you can find out who they are based on who's promoting methylene blue. 

As if the public wasn’t already sick enough from taking so many damn pills and potions, there’s a new one that can put you into the cool kids club - and make your mouth blue so you can virtue signal on social media. 

These people make me sick.  Here’s the facts.

Methylene blue is a a synthetic INDUSTRIAL DYE being sold as a longevity secret to unsuspecting victims who cannot seem to fathom that there are f@#cking idiots in the world who will say anything to sell anything - especially in the world of pills.

Time to snap out of it motherf@#kers.

“Methylene Blue” is NOT a plant. It is NOT a nutrient. And it is NOT some ancient healing compound.  It is an FDA-approved DRUG that has a loophole for a$$holes to sell it on the open market.

Methylene blue was first created in 1876 by German chemist Heinrich Caro while working for BASF — one of the largest chemical and pharmaceutical corporations on earth.  The same ones who made Zyklon B for those German-owned gas chambers.

It came from coal-tar chemistry and turned into a dye, then a drug.

Dye, die.

The hints are all around. Or you could just read "pharmaceutical grade" on the label.

That’s right…your “longevity hack” started as INDUSTRIAL DYE CHEMISTRY.  Today, methylene blue is manufactured in laboratories using petroleum-derived compounds and synthetic industrial reactions.

This is NOT herbal medicine.  This is called organic chemistry! 

As an organic chemist myself, I make it a rule not to shove sh$t into my body that comes from tar and is refined in a lab and then given a pretty label by the most heinous, criminal organization on the planet. 

(That’s Big Pharma if you didn’t get the memo about them killing all of your friends and family with Vioxx, chemo, birth control, statins and on and on and on.)  

If you are hesitant to believe any of this, slap yourself in the face for being an idiot.

So why did the FDA approve methylene blue?

Because it’s classified as a DRUG used for medical emergencies like methemoglobinemia — a dangerous condition where blood loses its ability to carry oxygen properly.

Now here’s where the loophole starts…

Many companies avoid strict drug regulation by selling methylene blue as:

• “research use only”
• aquarium cleaner
• laboratory reagent
• nootropic compound
• chemical solution

But consumers are still swallowing it because its easy to condition and train human beings.  

All you have to do is create the illusion that something is harmless, get some people to talk about it on a podcast, give it a pretty label and call it a wellness supplement and BAM!  You’ll have people crawling over each other to get it.

Methylene blue is not a wellness supplement.  It’s a drug that has side effects that don’t go well with people who are already fat, can’t do a f@#king pushup and refuse to think for themselves.

Reported risks include:

• serotonin toxicity
• elevated blood pressure
• dizziness
• vomiting
• chest pain
• confusion
• headaches
• sweating
• shortness of breath
• nervous system toxicity
• hemolytic anemia in susceptible individuals
• blue urine and tissue staining

This doesn’t mean methylene blue is automatically “evil.” 

Hospitals use powerful drugs during emergencies all the time.  But calling a synthetic industrial dye a “natural longevity secret” is the usual suspects of marketing deception marrying mass stupidity.

You want to live longer? 

Start by drinking more water and stop eating so fucking much…ready, set, go!

Dare to live young,

The People's Chemist