CP Texas News 14 October 2009

October 14th, 2009 at 9:25 am CDT


BREAKING NEWS:

(District of Columbia) - This just in.... unconfirmed reports have reached this website that President Obama has been nominated to win the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game.  Nominations are now closed.  Speculation is rife that he will add that award to his Nobel Peace Prize, for which he was placed in contention 12 days after he became president. 
        Obama also recently won the "Gun Salesman of the Year Award" from the National Rifle Association, since so many more guns have been sold since he was elected.
        There is no confirmation to the rumor that he has been nominated to win the Woman of the Year Award by the National Organization of Women.

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