As you are a valued member of The Bum Gun tribe of go-getters, I try my best to inform you of special offers and promotions.

And because I value your time, I don’t email you on a regular basis like many a company.

But this one is important.

You know you are a special person, right? A very smart person?

Because you are a convert from the nasty toilet paper over to bidet sprayer technology.

So I don’t need to waste your time talking about the benefits of The Bum Gun.

But here’s the thing…

I'm sure you have tons of friends, family members and colleagues who are still struggling with toilet paper in 2020.

And that's something I want to help with.

In fact, it’s a burning passion of mine that often keeps me awake at night…

Because I think it’s completely wrong that people are still using toilet paper in the 21st century.

Yet, I don't know the million dollar answer to this issue.

But I do know one thing…

Since 2012, I’ve been trying to help as many people as possible discover The Bum Gun.

It hasn’t been easy.

For the past 8 years I’ve rarely finished work before midnight…

Scratching my head how to help more people…

Mr Zuck alone has sucked over $7,000 in Facebook advertising that never saw a sniff of a positive ROI.

But I’m in this for the long haul…

And here’s the thing…

My ultimate mission is to change the way people in the west take care of their business after a no.2.

Because I want to leave the world in a better place than when I found it in 1970.
Look, I know I’m not an expert salesman. 

I’m not an expert marketer.

I’m just a regular guy who had a very severe problem with toilet paper pain and discomfort over many years when I was young.

And I was lucky to find The Bum Gun solution whilst on a trip to Asia in the 1990s.

Now, I want to help at least 20 million people discover the same solution…

Because I sincerely believe everyone deserves The Bum Gun in their bathrooms.

And now we have the wretched Covid-19 to deal with, The Bum Gun is even more important.

So here’s the deal…

It’s my 50th birthday in the next few days…

So, I’ve decided to create the best Bum Gun promotion ever…

The regular price of the Titan and 3 way valve is £95.00 landed.

But for the next 5 days I want to do something very special for the people closest to you…

I will reward the first 50 people to take action with a very special deal.

This is a killer deal, and I hope you can see that.

So here’s what you need to do:

1. Forward this email to your bestest friends, family members and colleagues. Add a little note encouraging them to take action.
2. You can also order a Titan set for another bathroom.
3. Or as a spare.
4. And you can also buy a Titan bidet sprayer set as the perfect gift for anyone important to you.

I can’t stand seeing Christmas trees up in the shops at the end of October, and here I am encouraging you to invest in your Christmas pressies early. My bad.

But I’m only going to hit 50 once in my life.

So this is your chance to make a positive difference in someone’s life.

Hit the link below to take you to the order page.

Looking forward to providing my best level service to the most important people in your life…

Order Link >>> https://thebumgun.samcart.com/products/50-offer/

For now,
Greg "50 is the new 30" Noland

PS: Deadline is Friday 23.59 - So take action now.