[ASI] A White House Coup

April 9th, 2016 at 2:55 pm EDT
Cliff Kincaid
America's Survival, Inc.

Dear Friend of America’s Survival:

Don’t worry.I have assumed control of the USA in the Oval Office and have decided to suspend the current campaign for president of the United States. It is costing too much money and is too much like a Reality TV show. Plus, it is X-rated. All of the current candidates have been ordered to abandon their campaigns. Here is the proof that I am in charge:

Here I am debating my next steps as president:

I have already made the following HUGE and AWESOME decisions. I have named 

  • Donald Trump as Ambassador to Mexico.
  • Bill Clinton as director of White House interns (just kidding).
  • Heidi Cruz as executive director of the North American Union.
  • Hillary Clinton as Wall Street Czar, in charge of off-shore tax havens.
  • Bernie Sanders as Ambassador to the Vatican (Bernie is attending an event at the Vatican next week, seriously) to work on the one-world global socialist state.
  • Barack Obama as moderate Caliph, in charge of the Red Jihad.

Furthermore, by executive decree, Trump Tower will be renamed Putin Tower.

What other appointments and policies would you like to see a Kincaid Administration carry out? Send me your ideas at Kincaid@comcast.net


For America's Survival,

Cliff Kincaid, President


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